Important Things to Remember.

  1. It doesn’t matter if your toddler decides to hold their bread and butter to their chest (rubbling butter into their brand new shirt) as they attempt to hold a blanket, a bear, and a teacup at the same time. That’s what Shout and Tide are for. (01.13.15)
  2. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a toddler cannot leave a stack of carefully folded laundry alone. Indeed, they have no choice but to frolic in it like a freshly raked heap of autumn leaves. (05.23.16)
  3. If you want more excitement in your life, turn off the autocorrect feature you complain about so often. No, really. I found out that I now type “remember” as “rember,” and “version” as “verions.” Time to go back to Typer Shark! (07.22.16)
  4. Never underestimate the power of Mickey Mouse-shaped pancakes. (08.13.16)
  5. Words that look weirder the longer I stare at them:
    1. follow
    2. girl
    3. angle
  7. There is nothing like laying next to a toddler and listening to them tell you about the world and all they know about it. It is simple. It is silly. It is precious. (02.13.17)